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I am pleased to offer you FIRST ACCESS to join the highly exclusive Greg Elite Society. Sign up before midnight by sending me at least $5, and you’ll receive EARLY ACCESS to exclusive Greg celebrations, such as car repair blitzes and deck remodeling parties. What are you waiting for?

Yes, that was tongue-in-cheek. The people who churn out these pitches are laughing at you. Don’t phall for their phishing scams. I give this one an F-.

For more phishing samples, see my phish collection.

Oh goodie, yet another opportunity to join yet another elite Trump group. Should I feel all tingly?